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*fake moustache falls off to reveal a real moustache* god damn my identity is revealed
Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart
thats my right boob tho
okay, I lied. I don’t have my license to kill, but I do have my learner’s permit. as soon as my mom gets here, you’re toast.
people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways
'get some sleep'
'i want to give you multiple consecutive orgasms'
'buy some wards'
"yeah sorry i didn’t do my homework i couldn’t see the page cuz of my tears"
things that will always sound sarcastic
- good for you
- thanks a lot
- yeah right
- nice to know
- way to go
- ok buddy
Not if you say ‘man’ at the end
ok buddy man
I might not have thought that last one through
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